


Candy Crush Saga, I’m looking straight at you, pal. Not since the rise of the whore of Babylon from the blackened waters of the Hudson River has anything quite so blatantly evil been set loose on our world. Let’s get straight to the point, because it’s hot and I’m in a shit mood and I’ve just eaten a bacon and avocado ciabatta the size and density of a VW Beetle.Īnd let me warn you, there will be strong language.
